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Homer Simpson and the Art of Attracting Women

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Homer Simpson may not be the first thing people think about when discussing attracting women. He may be bald, pudgy, lazy and perhaps even dumb. There are actually quite a few things Homer J Simpson can teach us all about attracting and seducing women.

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Homer Simpson may not be the first thing people think about when discussing attracting women. He may be bald, pudgy, lazy and perhaps even dumb. There are actually quite a few things Homer J Simpson can teach us all about attracting and seducing women. Homer is a man who understands women and what makes them tick;

Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU.

Homer is not the most politically correct guy in the world. Sometimes he's even downright insensitive. His directness has a point though. Many guys are far too sensitive about, "hurting" a girl's feelings. They try to tippy-toe around and never offend her. Going full bore like Homer may get you slapped or spit on, but the other extreme is even worse. The pathway to a womans heart is not always through following her around like a lost puppy-dog.

Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Homer thinks women love money and men with money. In this Homer is completely wrong. What women enjoy is something that goes along with the money. Confidence. Act like you are a millionaire (even if you only have that 10,000) and the women will fall for you. It is all about attitude.

Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right.

Love isn't hopeless. Sooner or later the "worm turns" for us all. The important part is to stay in the game. You cannot win if you do not play. You are not going to succeed 100% of the time you approach women, but you will fail 100% of the time if you never try.

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

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