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Use Funny Pickup Lines To Get To Second Base

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Funny pickup lines come a dime a dozen. You can use them all night with no success or you can use them one time and have an all night conversation. It all depends on your delivery and most of all her reception of the line. You can\'t walk up to her all goofy and lay the line down on her and expect a good reaction. That is likely to get you laughed at but not by her.

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Funny pickup lines come a dime a dozen. You can use them all night with no success or you can use them one time and have an all night conversation. It all depends on your delivery and most of all her reception of the line. You can't walk up to her all goofy and lay the line down on her and expect a good reaction. That is likely to get you laughed at but not by her.

If you were to meet a woman in a place like a grocery store and you lock eyes with her on one aisle, keep going. Be strategic about it and meet up purposely again on another aisle. If you lock eyes with her again, just casually say, "You know I was about to call the police when I saw you on the bread aisle because it has to be illegal for you to look so good". Yes, she is smiling uncontrollably and blushing all at the same time. It's all about your delivery guys and if you do a good job, you can walk out of that grocery store with her. Now you can help her place her bags in the car. You will surely be in position to get a phone number at this point. Just make sure she is not married.

The thing that you must understand is that after you have broken the ice, you have to be able to keep the conversation going with her. Don't get stuck at the funny pickup lines and not have anywhere to go after that. She won't like that at all and neither will you after she brushes you off.

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